Scribbles, &c.

Overheard in the frozen food section of the supermarket today:

Little boy: Oh! Do we need ice cream?
Dad: Nooo we do not need ice cream. pushes cart faster

I nearly interrupted with “Young sir, at our house, in accord with divine law, there is always a need for ice cream. Please select one, stash it in our cart, and drop by later today to help eat it.”